I made this card for a Bridget. She is from Paper Craft Planet. I was asked to make her a St. Patrick's Card and I didn't want to use the same thing everyone was going to use so I kept think St. Patty's = Beer and I could not get that out of my head. OK I don't know if Bridget drinks beer but I know she is Irish so I made this card. I designed it with a twist and made it girly and cute.
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!!"